Forrest’s Guide to Being the Goodest Boi 🐶

Hey frenz, it’s me — Forrest aka little dude. I’ve been told I’m a very good boi (Mom says I’m the goodest), so I thought I’d share some of my secrets in case any other pups want to step up their game. 🐕

Rule #1: Stick Close to Your Human ☝🏼

Especially when they need you. Especially when you need them.
Even when they go to the bathroom. Even when they move three inches on the couch. Stay close. Make it weird. Tail (or should I say, nub) contact recommended.

Rule #2: Tongue Out, Always 😋

A little tongue goes a long way. It makes the hoomans smile and sometimes gets you extra belly rubs. Just let it peek out… like a tiny pink napkin. Effortless. Iconic.

Rule #3: Master the Side-Eye 👀

Use it sparingly but with great impact. Especially when Mom says “no” to a snacko or gives you that look when you get caught digging in the dirt. (Spoiler: worth it.)

Rule #4: Be Brave, Even When It’s Hard ❤️‍🩹

Seizures are scary. Pills are weird. But bravery isn’t about being fearless — it’s about snuggling through the hard days and showing up again and again with waggy determination. Remember, there is always tomorrow and more frisbees that need catching!

Rule #5: Be the Vibe 🙂

Need to nap in a sunbeam? Do it. Want to splash in a kiddie pool like a toddler on espresso? Yes. Want to gently rest your paw on Mom’s hand like a tiny lavender-scented angel? Absolutely. Whatever the vibe, be the vibe.

Rule #6: Let Love Be Loud 🗯

Bark. Even when there’s nothing there to bark at. Just bark. Do it loud. Do it proud.

I may have epilepsy, but I also have a lot of love to give. Being the goodest boi isn’t about being perfect. It’s about being present, being kind, and knowing when to pull out your best tongue-out face.

Stay pawsitive, frens. 💜
— Forrest (dictated by Mom, paw-proved by me.)

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